"KYA MAI PAGAL HOO"

                                                      Aapko jankar aashcharya hoga ki SARE BARE LOG milkar ab mujhe PAGAL ghoshit karane me lage hai. Kahi para tha ki jab pahali bar kisi ne kaha ki "SURAJ NAHI PROTHVI USAKI PRIKRAMA KARATI HAI" to use PHANSI ki saja de di gayi thi. Kuch esitarah se mere sath ho raha hai. Jo aap dekhate nahi use mai batane chala hoo to log mujkhew PAGAL sabit karana chahate hai. Darsal mujhe ek bimari hai, jisame mai BEHOSH ho kar gir jata hoo, esi ko aadhar mankar log mera MEDICAL-REPORT badalavakar PAGAL batana chahate hai ki meri DIMAGI-HALAT thik nahi hai. Mai aapko apana pura MEDICAL-REPORT bata deta hoo. Meri treatment 5.12.11 se chal raha hai, jo es prakar hai..............
                    1.Seizure-9 months
                       Total 3 attacks
                        Last attack-Today yani 5.12.11                    CT-(N)
                        Tongue bitye +                                              EEG-(N)
                                      No, Aura
                     2.  H/O- Excess anger, fearfullness
                ADV........
                       1.Tab SELZIC OD 600 mg            1-2
                        2. Tab CLOBA 10 mg    1HS(NGT)
                        3. Tab ZONAZEP 0.5 mg  1HS(NGT)
                                       Yahi bimari hai meri & yahi dava chal rahi hai. Halaki meri samajh se Dr. Sahab ke uppar pahale v davab banaya gaya tha; lekin unaka vyavahar mere prati ek patent ki tarah hi raha hai & unahop ne koe dava v abhi tak nahi badali. Lekin ab shayad davab kuch jyada bana raha hai.Lekin mai bilkul DARR nahi hoo & esitarah aage bartate rahooga. Ab unlogo ke pas mujhe badanam karane ke liye sirph "JHUTHE APHAVAH & MUKADAME" hi bache hai. Esase pahale v ek Dr. Sahab se treatment karava raha tha; kyoki mere GHARVALE ko lagata tha ki mai DEPREATION me hoo. Lekin Dr. Sahab ne kaha ki aisi koe bat nahi hai & sirph 1-2 dava hi likhi thi & ye Dr. Sahab v meri bimari ko lekar bilkul nishchint rashane ko kaha chuke hai.
                                         Mai bilkul SVASTH hoo, FEAT hoo & kitana bara "PAGAL" hoo aaplog sab janate hai.
"THAVE KI AANCH BAHOOT GARMA HAI, PAR APANI V PANI KAHA KAM HAI."
                                  Maine Rahul Jee se Manish Tivari Jee kla estipha manga tha; kyoki vo BROADCASTING MINISTER hai & MEDIA ki sthiti aaplogo ko pata hai. Aise me jimmevari unah\ki banati hai & agar vo estipha nahi dete hai to jimmevari Rahul Jee ki banati hai. Mujhe to aashcharya hota hai ki Rahul Jee ke TEAM me aise log hai. Mujhe unaki to nahi lekin DESH ki CHINTA jaroor ho rahi hai. Humsab ki SHUBHKAMANAYE unake sath hai.........
"AB HUME BHI MAUKA DIJIYE, ETIHASA KO HI CHAUKA DIJIYE."................